I've heard it said that love is blind
But now I think it's lost its mind…


She lives down the hall from me
Has a thin mustache you can clearly see
She weighs about 500 pounds
She's 4 foot 3

He reeks a really awful smell
Has ketchup stains on his lapel   
This 7 foot hunch back
Rings her bell

Geek Love makes me sick
Geek Love makes me sick


One A.M. the other night
I went to bed turned out the light
Next door I hear her beg for more
It ain't right

  One little geek, all alone, meets another one
  Two fall in love, make it six - it's a community
  of geek malls and geek politicians on the television
  Everywhere I look I see geeks staring at me - It's a geek world

Geek Love makes me sick
Geek Love makes me sick


When Geek Love shows, it's enough to make somebody choke
When Geek Love grows, it must be God playing a joke

  I can't believe what's become of society
  When geeks roam the streets holding hands just like you and me
  I wish I had just one little geek-seeking missile, yeah
  'cause everywhere I look I see 'em staring at me - It's a Geek World

Geek Love makes me sick  
Geek Love makes me sick  
Geek Love makes me sick  
Geek Love makes me sick 
Geek Love makes me sick 

I've heard it said that love is blind
But now I know it's lost it's mind
When guys like me are all alone
Life's unkind...