Thank you for remembering your keys 
Just lay them anywhere I'll get them later

I have to change the answering machine
It's funny how it says, "Right now we're both not here."
That's true enough for you but anyway, my dear

I'm sorry that it had to come to this
I'm sorry, too, that this is our last kiss
I can't pretend you'll ever change your mind
So I suppose I know why you've come over here

I found some things that you had left behind
You'll find them in a shopping bag beneath the stairs
A tee-shirt and a necklace and some underwear

And I just can't believe we've come to this 	      
I can't believe that this is our last kiss	

   A kiss for all that we have been through 	
   A kiss for all our time together 
   A kiss 'cause I will always love you
   A kiss goodbye, goodbye forever

And though I wish you'd stay for just a while
I'm sure you'd much prefer that you were leaving now

Maybe you can call me up some time
And tell me how you've been and how you spent your day
I know you won't - I'm only rambling anyway

I wish it didn't have to end like this
At least my consolation is a kiss
This is our last kiss